Greatest story on the net, Zola’s Twitter Tale
Every once in a while Ratchett becomes fascinating news. The world stops and pays attention. the most beautiful story ever told: The story of Zola’s trip to Florida.
It starts when Zola, a loquacious Hooters waitress, strikes up a friendship with a “white bitch” customer (Zola’s words, not mine) who several tweets later is revealed to be named Jessica. The two girls get to vibing over their shared “hoeism,” forming such a bond that the next day said White Bitch Jessica invites Zola to travel to Florida with her. Zola, despite reservations over having just met “this here bitch,” agrees to go because apparently Florida is ripe for dancing and “hoeism,” and one can rake in as much as $15k.